Julian Assange Dear Chap

Julian Assange a very Dear Chap
couldnt control his pecker
got caught in a honey trap
Should have kept that rubber on, Jules
Nordic Scandinavians may be easy but even they have rules

meanwhile Dear Chap’s Website the eponymous Wikileaks
is leaking revolution and democracy like  Vegas casino magic tricks
The Arabs read his website before Sentor Joe crashed it down
And now  Anglo Saxon allies in Egypy, Tunisia, Libya, Yemen, Bahrain are wearing a frown

Viva La Website Revolution Wikileaks
Merde to the Dear Chap\s pecker squeaks
Time up, time for all dictators to go and hide,
rulers Arabian, or Aussi hackers on a funny ride.

From my bed- POEM

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Tucked in a hospital neatly sanitized

Stowed away from society in a medical compromise

Between the forces of destiny, decay and medical molecular action

Awaiting the prognosis as I am soundly exorcized

Grand delusions realistic illusions and promise of hope

Lift my mood when every other chemical has tried and failed

Prayer helps, so do online afar friendly people,

Hang on buddy, get back on track after being derailed

We need you more than your needers did

We love you more than any of your lovers will

Your dreadful prose, mundane wit, hilarious code

Have made you a daily part of our life though online still

Blog on, dog gone, be inspired, be still

Calmly heal, than slowly mend

We will wait with patience

Till your hospice stint will painless end.

A Poem for all those restless Arabian Knights

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OZYMANDIAS by PB Shelley

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.


And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.[1]

OZYMANDIAS BY Horace Smith.[12

In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:
“I am great OZYMANDIAS,” saith the stone,
“The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
“The wonders of my hand.” The City’s gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.
We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro’ the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.


 

Spam Analysis Akismet-WPStats-Blogging

Here is a brief dataset I out after one hour of cutting and pasting from WordPress.com’s creative data style formats. It shows spam,comments,traffic, and number of posts written monthly.

Clearly monthly traffic is directly related to number I write (suppose A + B* Posts)

But Spam is showing a discontinuous growth especially after a big month (in which Reddit helped)

Akismet had some missing historical values (which is curious)

So what can we do with this dataframe in R or any other statistical software.

Spam Analysis
Month Spam detected Traffic excluding spam Posts Written Traffic /Post Spam /Post Spam/Traffic Ham detected Missed spam False positives
Feb-11 1848 5079 18 282.17 102.6667 36.39% 4.00 6.00 0.0%
Jan-11 3724 10238 35 292.51 106.4 36.37% 0.00 3.00 0.0%
Dec-10 3676 10345 35 295.57 105.0286 35.53% 8.00 6.00 0.0%
Nov-10 3680 11723 71 165.11 51.83099 31.39% 24.00 3.00 0.0%
Oct-10 2292 16430 71 231.41 32.28169 13.95% 24.00 18.00 0.0%
Sep-10 0 17913 63 284.33 0 0.00% 0.00 0.00 0.0%
Aug-10 0 5403 17 317.82 0 0.00% 0.00 0.00 0.0%
Jul-10 2 5041 10 504.1 0.2 0.04% 0.00 0.00 0.0%
Jun-10 5 4271 11 388.27 0.454545 0.12% 10.00 1.00 0.0%

OK Cupid Data Visualization- Flow Chart to your Heart

Quite appropriate on a V Day, OK Cupid remains quite innovative how they use data (in this questionnaire data)

Merry Christmas and Season’s Greetings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas