Category: Internet

How to make a bomb

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How to make a bomb search activity using Google CoRelate

First we search for how to make a bomb, it seems this has annual spikes.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+bomb&t=weekly

Then we shift series by 6 weeks, assuming the dumbass takes 6 weeks to actually make the bomb.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+bomb&t=weekly&shift=6

Note -corelation between making pipe bombs and tattoo art is not the same as causation. corelation is not causation unless google comes out with http://causation.google.com

and we see West Virginia likes to search for “how to make a bomb ” 🙂 yeah, right 😉

but heres the big oops.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+joke&t=all

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How to make a bomb

A trip-wire triggered pipe bomb mock-up used t...
Image via Wikipedia

How to make a bomb search activity using Google CoRelate

First we search for how to make a bomb, it seems this has annual spikes.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+bomb&t=weekly

Then we shift series by 6 weeks, assuming the dumbass takes 6 weeks to actually make the bomb.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+bomb&t=weekly&shift=6

Note -corelation between making pipe bombs and tattoo art is not the same as causation. corelation is not causation unless google comes out with http://causation.google.com

and we see West Virginia likes to search for “how to make a bomb ” 🙂 yeah, right 😉

 

but heres the big oops.

http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=how+to+make+a+joke&t=all

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Kill Barack Obama

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From

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/718/usc_sec_18_00000871—-000-.html

§ 871. Threats against President and successors to the Presidency

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
(b) The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 19 and 20.
From the new experiment at Google Co Relate (assumptions it will take a long time to actually create a plot or conspiracy to kill the President because of his security cover) this uses the internet to actually find people who are searching for ways to kill the beloved leader of the free world. Includes state by state intensity- and expect these people to be the first to ask for ….MORE privacy (my ass)

 

 

Citrix Webinar – Time Management for better Time Sharing

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I always liked Citrix products when I was a member of the Technical Advisory Board at the University of Tennessee. I especially liked enabling SAS software , R software, Matlab software , ONLY from a browser.

Data Mining through cloud computing, yes University of Tennessee’s analytics server http://analytics.utk.edu was way ahead in 2009- all these softwares at one portal no software needed on your own PC, simply upload data and work on any analytics software.

Here is a nice citrix webinar on managing Time (so you can read more webinars! nah. I think Youtube live streaming events with interactive question and answers is the way of the future while webinars are for Baby Boomers- you can do a test and control experiment yourself if you are in the webinar business. its a web2.oinar)

Register here

http://learn.gotomeeting.com/forms/26May11-APAC-ANZ-G2MC-WBR-L1?url=decisionstats

Standard Disclosure- I have not received any monetary or indirect compensation for promoting this webinar.

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Interruptions are productivity killers – between email, phone calls and back-to-back meetings, how do you find time to work on your top priorities?

Join top time-management guru Kent Curtis and learn how to stop “living in your inbox” and start prioritising tasks, messages and appointments according to what is most important.

This webinar takes the best principles from FranklinCovey’s world-class productivity training and teaches you how to apply them while using Microsoft Outlook as your scheduling tool.

Attend this interactive, one-hour webinar to:

Stay focused every day with a reliable planning system utilising Microsoft Outlook.
Control competing demands such as email, voice mail, meetings and interruptions.
Apply a planning process that gets better business results.
Reduce stress by eliminating low priority activities and distractions.
Register for the Webinar

Please forward this to colleagues who might be interested in learning more.

Kind regards,

H.R. Shiever | Managing Director – Asia Pacific

Citrix Online
A division of Citrix Systems, Inc.
http://www.citrixonline.com

Online Meetings Made Easy

GoToMeeting Corporate
Live Webinar

Title:

The New Time Management: Stay Focused Every Day with Reliable Planning

Date:

Thursday, 26 May
Time:

12 Noon Australian EST
10 AM Singapore SGT
7.30 AM India ST
Speakers:
Kent Curtis, Senior Consultant, FranklinCovey

Register here

http://learn.gotomeeting.com/forms/26May11-APAC-ANZ-G2MC-WBR-L1?url=decisionstats

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Youtube is coming Home

A continuing series on better design interfaces for my favorite music channel – You Tube

Some things I like.

The shrink- expand button.

The wasted space for advertisement – to the left of the video that is hugely static in terms of changes. It should be rotated more often.

The non existing average time of play- does everyone watch the whole video . or is the whole video watched 56 million times.

the inability to scroll and zoom into the video analytics.

the completely outdated comments button- which can be better used to create a SOCIAL community. but all it shows is top ranked comment, and click before dropping down. I liked the NYT approach to segmented comments including Editors Picks, Most Recommended, Highlights.

The video response feature that can be easily gamed to ensure video views /phishes.

The comments page numbers at the bottom instead of being at the top for the casual scanner of comments.

              Next

Facebook is the first button rather than second button in the minimum shared view list. Is that true? Can these buttons be self learning to my preferred social network instead of a default. (hint- use Google prediction API)

There is no provision to replay a video, unless you put into a playlist- which fortunately has been quite changed, even though the urls for playlists should have a separate url shortener than you.tube

A much better recommended playlist of related videos- they should be customized to the eclectic taste of the signed in user than the actual content. Maybe Try something like iTunes Genius feature.

No provision for a paid , premium channel even for countries that are blocked en masse from watching certain videos, hence depend on illegal video responses.

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