Google News

In the time I last wrote on Google, the biggest text mining algorithm company in the world ( or advertising company, depending on your perspective) has done the following updates-

1) Successfully patented MapReduce but with a wait and watch attitude on monetization especially on Hadoop derivatives. If the West was built and won by intellectual property rights, Google has all the right -legal and moral to enforce its patents on behalf of it’s shareholders, never minding discordant notes by money, err I mean many…… including the notable Curt Monash in his superb piece-

http://www.dbms2.com/2010/02/11/google-mapreduce-patent/

Oracle has long been able to parallelize ala MapReduce. I don’t see anything in the claim that isn’t preceded by what Oracle did, except maybe the emphasis on key/value pairs. (And the same statement applies to the other 15 claims in the patent, at least on a quick skim.) I forget the details of SenSage’s quasi-MapReduce, which also preceded the Google patent filing, but I imagine something similar would be true about it.

There is no doubt that Google popularized the ideas of MapReduce — which turns out to have been a worthy public service. In one great example of that popularization, the seminal paper on parallel data mining is almost laughable in how it deviates from MapReduce key/value pair formalism — but it still seems to have been inspired by Google’s MapReduce. But that’s a different matter; popularization != invention, even though there’s a certain connection between the two in patent law.

2) Launched a Twitter clone called Buzz, revised it for privacy updates but without adding basic functionality like that done by ping.fm services

http://www.google.com/buzz

3) Bought out Aardvark at http://vark.com/

4) Continued the Chinese hacker investigation

Google Cyberattack Linked To Two Chinese Schools

One of the schools has ties to the Chinese military and to a network company with ties to Google’s rival Baidu.

5) No it did NOT launch Google Mox to search within your soul

http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/02/google-launches-mox-to-help-you-search-within-your-soul/

California, USA. Google announced today that it is launching a new service to help users search deep within their soul. “This would not only maximize the untapped potential of our search technology, but also the untapped potential of the human race”, said Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, in an exclusive interview with Faking News business reporter SK Wimwian.

6) Did propose an experimental fiber network for high speed internet.

7) Did launch the Google Nexus One with apps

All in all a very fast 1.5 months in 2010 for Google- with developments continuing in Google Googles ,Google Chrome extensions and Google Voice- 2010 seems to be Google ‘s year to make or break the cloud OS.l

Geek Humour

Here is a list of some cartoons I find quite popular for no reason in fellow geeks

1) PHD Comics

2) www.XKCD.com

3) SAVAGE CHICKENS

4) Good Old Dilbert

Dilbert.com

5)

Calvin and Hobbes

I may have missed a few- but it is notable the appeal of cartoons seems disproprtionate in techie cultures more than normal.

What’s your favourite cartoon or source of humour?

(All individual copyrights acknowledged)

Wordle.net

Here is some cool visualization of words of a poem I wrote .

Courtesy tools at Wordle.net

Wordle: The Extroverted Engineer

Here is a link to the underlying words of the Extroverted Engineer

https://decisionstats.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/poem-the-extroverted-engineer/

Movie Review: Between the Folds

This is an amazing movie on the art and science of origami, with great insights from people of all backgrounds, especially scientists who devoted a considerable amount of time to create wonderful shapes of art. An Award winning documentary, it looks at the truly amazing things one can do with a piece of paper, from creating wonderful sculptures to even research in proteins interaction and crash test bags.

Recommended for a light 1 hour session when you want to get away and be inspired and have your creative juices unblocked.

source-

http://www.greenfusefilms.com/index.html

Predictive Analytics World

PAWS is coming this time to the Bay Area in two weeks. It is also almost coming at the same time as the conference Big Data Summit so SF bound conference attendees can probably do both.

Source

http://www.predictiveanalyticsworld.com/register.php

SAS Global Forum: Academic Invites

In a series of posts on forthcoming, first and foremost is the SAS Global Conference which is giving away 20 invites to Students and also seperately to Faculty. This conference is based in Seattle and is from April 11-14

Source-

http://www.sas.com/images/email/c17650/finalhtml.html