Google’s fine print

Just read the fine print in Google Analytics,

“Google’s (and its wholly owned subsidiaries’) total cumulative liability to You or any other party for any loss or damages resulting from any claims, demands, or actions arising out of or relating to this Agreement shall not exceed U.S. $500.”

“TERM and TERMINATION . Either party to the Agreement may terminate it at any time and for any reason.”

Well , thats just standard legal clause right. Wrong.

It happened to me once when my gmail account got de activated for 1 day, as I wrote to larry@google.com and sergei@google.com , asking to stop their recruiter for spamming me.  If they (or any Googler) are reading this , please stop here right now, forgive me and I shall repent ………………………………………………………..for I need that gmail account still.

Anyways Google Analytics remains the best for tracking website performance.You can check website performance in terms of page views,time per page, location of visitors, trends in recency .frequency and duration of visits

Unfortunately it does not give you access to raw data from your own website, but gives you views , and slices of data .

The fine print says Google CAN use that data but you cant since, a record level data can be used for identifying customers using i.p addresses.

“ INFORMATION RIGHTS AND PUBLICITY . Google and its wholly owned subsidiaries may retain and use, subject to the terms of its Privacy Policy (located at http://www.google.com/privacy.html , or such other URL as Google may provide from time to time), information collected in Your use of the Service.

BLAH BLAH BLAH…

Unless You notify Google otherwise in writing, You hereby grant to Google and its wholly owned subsidiaries a limited license to use Your trade names, trademarks, service marks, logos, domain names and other distinctive brand features (“Brand Features”) in presentations, marketing materials, customer lists, and financial reports.”

7. PRIVACY . You will not (and will not allow any third party to) use the Service to track or collect personally identifiable information of Internet users, nor will You (or will You allow any third party to) associate any data gathered from Your website(s) (or such third parties’ website(s)) with any personally identifying information from any source as part of Your use (or such third parties’ use) of the Service. “.

Agreed on enhanced graphics, and functional design is extremely good for a free software. But it does allow the big G to own more of your data, which they cross sell for advertising.

Now if only Windows /Microsoft started giving programs for free by using advertising in their softwares. or Yahoo launched a tracking software .

Some nostalgic Yahoo features

1) Music Launch cast is the best free Radio on Yahoo messenger

2) My Yahoo is much better than iGoogle

3) Yahoo Groups were the first and still leading e-groups.

4) Yahoo messenger lost out to Skype and Gtalk but its now interchangeable with MSN contacts. The add-ins are great and the avatars are still unmatched. Plus add-ins that are twitter compatible, facebook reachable for status changes.Open Social should ensure some Facebook Games /Apps reach there too

5) The new Email look is a cross between Outlook and Gmail…but its cool.And better than hotmail/livemail.

6) Yahoo Buzz, Yahoo Answers are  good.So is Yahoo pictures.

7) The search engine ads are better left to Google.Thats underway taking out the last bottleneck.

8) Yahoo finance is still one of the best financial data sites.

9) Its still an old fashioned cluttered site…for nostalgia this is the best. Also has a host of options .Especially like Pipes.

No wonder Jerry Yang is squeezing Ballsmer of Micro-Soft for more money .

i-google.GIF       my-yahoo.GIF


Ballmer + Yahoo = Google’s Boo Hoo

” I am going to fucking kill Google” Quote alleged to Steve Ballmer , 2005-6 ,due to Google’s poaching of engineers.

The following  scenario is completely a  work of fiction.kill-goo.JPG

11 Ways Ballmer and Yahoo can kill Google –

1)  Make their search engine better ,try combining the cache , and retrival queries at least for the first page, use some innovation like www.ask.com and www.guruji.com rather than pain vanilla search.. Maybe some more billions to buy out www.baidu.com —- But thats the toughest

2) Poach engineers from Google —- Thats hard

3) Combine their online ,offline advertising forces and spin it off in a different company. So there is one software company and one media company.

 4) Use Gmail’s emails feature to give more space and advertise based on email content in yahoo email and hotmail. Cross promote OfficeLive on Yahoo and vice versa.

5)PRICE-  Offer key words in a cheaper version of Adwords. Start offering an free alternative to Adsense AND SQUEEZE the long tail of Google’s revenue.

6)Use the facebook deal to sell more ads, give better ROI to advertisers, and monitor click fraud using Microsoft’s OS.

7) Buy out www.automattic.com for the wordpress and get a social community (facebook stake enhancement ??)

8) Offer desktop advertising as a freeware for some microsoft programs .

9)Tweak explorer to click repeatedly or not at all or at a slower speed on all ads that have the words ads by Google.

10) Make all Yahoo sites and Microsoft off search by Google, but searchable by yahoo.

11) Hire lawyers to repeatedly file anti trust cases against Google 🙂

Ballmer + Yahoo = Google's Boo Hoo

” I am going to fucking kill Google” Quote alleged to Steve Ballmer , 2005-6 ,due to Google’s poaching of engineers.

The following  scenario is completely a  work of fiction.kill-goo.JPG

11 Ways Ballmer and Yahoo can kill Google –

1)  Make their search engine better ,try combining the cache , and retrival queries at least for the first page, use some innovation like www.ask.com and www.guruji.com rather than pain vanilla search.. Maybe some more billions to buy out www.baidu.com —- But thats the toughest

2) Poach engineers from Google —- Thats hard

3) Combine their online ,offline advertising forces and spin it off in a different company. So there is one software company and one media company.

 4) Use Gmail’s emails feature to give more space and advertise based on email content in yahoo email and hotmail. Cross promote OfficeLive on Yahoo and vice versa.

5)PRICE-  Offer key words in a cheaper version of Adwords. Start offering an free alternative to Adsense AND SQUEEZE the long tail of Google’s revenue.

6)Use the facebook deal to sell more ads, give better ROI to advertisers, and monitor click fraud using Microsoft’s OS.

7) Buy out www.automattic.com for the wordpress and get a social community (facebook stake enhancement ??)

8) Offer desktop advertising as a freeware for some microsoft programs .

9)Tweak explorer to click repeatedly or not at all or at a slower speed on all ads that have the words ads by Google.

10) Make all Yahoo sites and Microsoft off search by Google, but searchable by yahoo.

11) Hire lawyers to repeatedly file anti trust cases against Google 🙂

Company Analysis: Google Finance

By using Google Finance, we can easily compare the stock performance of a particular sector.

For e.g. The current example shows that India’s outsourcing companies are not really great in terms of returns to post IPO investors, but probably good retuns for investors who came in early.

Indian Outsourcing Companies