Innovative ways of Calculus: Gifting a comic set for Christmas

If you though understanding Calculus was OMG so Freaking Tough-
here is an Artistic Way to read and improve your Maths.
Why Improve Maths.
Helps you while watching football and baseball with your BFF.

Helps you choose a very good looking mobile with an inexpensive mobile plan.
Helps you calculate the mortgage and credit card rates while reading the fine print.

Helps you get the Insurance or Health Insurance with

lowest premium over highest approval

Nopes- Maths is easy and inexpensive. You can read this for just 75 dollars. All six comics. Or gift it to someone you love who is having trouble with maths.
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Manga Guides ( courtesy Japanese Civilization)
No Starch Press – helped by O Reilley Media Since 2004.
Sarah Blow- Founder of Girlly Geek Dom ( UK Based) (http://girlygeekdom.com/ )
Ajay Ohri- Founder of Dude of Data (KN, TN)  ( http://dudeofdata.com/ )

TeleMarketing 101

If you think marketing is all about thinking one more promotion,

one special offer, lets get their data, mine it /spam it,

offer initial lower entering barriers like a cheap price for software,

steep exit barriers like oh all your code is now in our proprietary system and your analysts are addicted to our conferences, documentation and papers-

Think Again

OR

remember this video—

Citation- YouTube, AND Green is Boring (http://greensboring.com/)

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2009 Wrap Up

Top Events in the world of Software-Online, Statistical and Enterprise

1) Mergers and Acquisitions

IBM-SPSS and ADOBE -Omniture were clearly the biggest mergers and acquisitions.

2) Products

Windows 7 didnt bomb, SAS embraced R, REvolution Computing launched Linux Flavored Enterprise R.

Teradata and SAS launched an centre of excellence. Aster Data announced the nPath and Hadoop connector

while Oracle pitched fusion apps. Mictosoft did Azure and also data mining via excel. So did Zemetis with the ADAPA via Excel feature.

3) Financially it seemed like a much better year than had been expected for BI and software.

4) Conferences- There were two Predictive Analytics Conferences, SPSS had Directions while SAS had it’s global forum as well as Data Mining 2009 and Leadership Series.

5) Communities- Smart Data Collective was launched, and Analyticbridge also gained rapid strides. But BEYE Network remained the leader till 2009 end.

6) Social Media was embraced , criticized, discussed and pondered upon every alternate month. Twitter rose, Facebook zoomed, Linkedin soldiered on while MySpace seemed largely irrelevant in this.

7) Cloud came and went away without any R AIN. Not to be dis heartened 2010 is now the year of the cloud. Hope endures

8) Apple launched an Ipod, Blackberry launched storm and Google launched Android. Apple piled up cash like nothing before.

9) There were no hurricanes but everyone shouted global warming so many times, the collective carbon offtake from global warming conferences was worth measuring.

10) The R Project gained massive publicity this year and the number of packages continued full steam. WPS and SAS got entangled in a legal cricket match. Almost none of the developers I know switched alligience from one software to another. Indeed the statistical pie grew bigger and the New York Times even mentioned statisticians as a sexy job. That in itself was a miracle.

And that’s all folks- see you in the New Year 2010.

Who was that? Blog Comments

If someone has been spamming you with dumb comments here is a method to find who they are without even having advanced analytics knowledge.

This assumes you use WordPress Blogs.

See the screenshot of comment to get the IP Address.

It appears below each comment as a number like 89.99.139.67 or see below- the place for the Mouse Pointer

From Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address

“A name indicates what we seek. An address indicates where it is. A route indicates how to get there.”

Take the number and search it here

http://ws.arin.net/whois/

Thats the American Registry for Internet Numbers.

or Search it here.

http://www.db.ripe.net/whois

Now that you know your friendly spammer is what do you do next

Forgive them

Tis the season of Joy.



Monday Video: Party in the USA

Apart from the fact that Miley Cyrus really seems grown up (she is still a KID),

this is also a great example of video advertising as done by Yahoo on

their new site http://new.music.yahoo.com/

making it like You Tube but maybe with more embeddable videos for open sharing

PS the Video is here

http://new.music.yahoo.com/Miley-Cyrus/videos/view/Party-In-The-U-S-A—218591175

Interview Donald Farmer Microsoft

Here is an Interview with Donald Farmer of Microsoft talking about the passion for the exciting business intelligence projects at MS.

Q Describe your career from high school to your current job responsibilities at Microsoft. How can technology companies in America work together to grow the home pool of American science students ( irrespective of market share battles)

A My background is relatively unusual for a technology professional, although at Microsoft one meets people with a very wide range of backgrounds. I had little interest in studying Computer Science formally. For me, software was always a means to an end: a way of solving what were, for me, “more interesting” problems. Of course, I cannot deny that computer science is a compelling subject in itself, just not for me. Yet, from my early teens in Scotland, I had computers to try (starting with the justly famous Sinclair range) and I used them to store, classify and analyze the data I needed for my other work. So, as I studied philosophy and languages, and as I worked in history, archaeology, forestry, fish-farming and so on (through many variations) before I became more completely involved in Business Intelligence, I used database techniques extensively.

I spent some years as a consultant, building all sorts of applications, My first predictive application enabled fish-farmers with private water supplies to balance the needs of fish production and hydro-electric generation based on past, present and predicted rainfall. I believe that application is still in use today, 15 years later!

Later, I joined an excellent group of developers and analysts at AppsMart, building a data mart rapid-development application. That brought me into the Microsoft sphere, as we built on the SQL Server platform and were actively involved in the SQL Server Data Warehouse ecosystem.

With the dot-com bust of 2000, I happily found an opportunity to work with Microsoft. There I started working on Analysis Services, later leading a team of program managers in Integration Services. In that time, we did some really interesting work along with Zhaohui Tang’s team, integrating Data Mining capabilities with our ETL tool, to enable predictive analytics in the flow of data. The implications of this technique are still only being realized: we have used it for imputing missing data, and have an interesting patent on how to use this technique for detecting outliers in streaming data. In addition, we included fuzzy matching techniques from Surajit Chaudhuri’s team, to give even more flexibility.

More recently I have been working in Data Mining, with a marvelous and energetic team under Jamie MacLennan, and then in the last couple of years I have been managing a super team of Program Managers building the client interfaces for our new PowerPivot application.

My current role is not focused on a single product, but rather I look across all the business intelligence products to see how we can engage our engineering knowledge ever more effectively with customers, partners, analysts and, of course, with other teams across Microsoft.

So, as you can see my background is very varied. In some ways, that means that I am not well placed to speak to how the USA can better grow a pool of science students, as I was never one myself. Yet, I do think there are some lessons I can share. Firstly, we should not make the mistake of focusing only on science and technology as an end in itself. We do need to encourage the use of information science techniques in all appropriate fields, including liberal arts, and also “power professions” such as medicine and law. The USA provides wonderful educational opportunities in these fields, but all too often young people have to choose between science and arts. Many of the best talents I have met in the world of analytics have backgrounds which are very diverse.

Q) Describe the current status of SQL Server and Microsoft Data Mining. What are the areas in Business Intelligence we can see much more excitement and innovation in the coming few months from you guys.

A) Data Mining remains one of the most popular technologies in the SQL Server stack. I have presented recently in China, Germany, The Netherlands and the UK, and at every conference the data mining sessions were among the most popular and the most successful. This speaks volumes about the interest in this field. it also reflects how successfully Microsoft has broadened our user base by shipping the Excel Data Mining Add-ins.

Q) How is Microsoft’s cloud computing venture Azure going? How is Sharepoint doing? What do you personally feel on the remote sharing and computing model.

A) Azure and Sharepoint are, of course, very different beasts. Windows Azure, and especially SQL Azure which we launched at PDC in November, are proving to be very popular. In particular SQL Server Azure is really succeeding with it’s strong development and management story – you design and manage cloud databases with the same tools and techniques as you do for on-premise databases. There has been a fabntastic response to this, especially from emerging economies where the idea of having Microsoft manage your data infrastructure at any scale is very attractive. At TechEd South Africa, for example, David Robinson from the SQL Azure team got a tremendous reception. However, there are difficulties in emerging economies because of poor bandwidth. Shortly after David and I were in South Africa, local businesses held a race: they tied a usb stick with files to the leg of a carrier pigeon and set it off home from Pietermaritzburg to Durban, simultaneously trying to download the same files between the same locations online. The pigeon won!

So, I do think the cloud offers tremendous opportunities for business to scale and manage their resources effectively, but it’s early days.

Q And when can I start do data mining from within my Excel workbook- I remember working on a SQL Server Analysis Plugin for an cloud Excel prototype last year.

A You should be using Excel for data mining right now. Just go to http://www.sqlserverdatamining.com and look for the links, on the right hand side of the page. These are released products. You can also go to http://www.sqlserverdatamining.com/cloud to try an experimental cloud service – but it is only experimental and could be up or down at any time.

For more conventional, OLAP-like, analytics you should also try out PowerPivot in beta. See http://www.powerpivot.com . PowerPivot is an application that plugs into Excel and enables business users to build quite complex models, over basically unlimited data volumes, quickly and easily. It’s proving to be hugely popular already. I am sure it will dominate much of the BI news in 2010.

Q) What are the risks, and challenges in creating new technology when working for an Industry leader like Microsoft where the spotlight is on every step you take and the competition is brutal.

A) I simply don’t think about brutal competition. Even in nature I see far more symbiosis than competition. I personally think competition is a very negative mindset although the term “competitor” is the common shorthand for another vendor in the space and I do use it that way myself – but more from habit than conviction.

In the database world, you might say Oracle are our competitors. Yet most of the Oracle customers I know (and I was an Oracle customer myself once) are also SQL Server customers. Often they use Reporting Services, or Analysis Services. Integration Services had to ship a fast-loading Oracle destination, because so many customers want to use SQL Server tools to load Oracle databases. I see far more cases like that, where the picture is complex and symbiotic, than I do of outright competition.

In the analytic space, almost every tool out there has one feature in common – one feature which everyone uses. Export to Excel.

I genuinely love working with our partners, and I am lucky to have good friends throughout the industry: at SAP, Oracle, IBM, SAS … you name it. We all benefit from empowering businesses with better tools. As the old saying goes, “the rising tide lifts all boats.”

Q) In terms of Lines of Code, Microsoft may have given the maximum number of shared libraries and code away- yet sometimes comes from a perception problem because of vintage. Do you think all cool tech companies become not so cool after some years, even if they dont fundamentally change.

A) I think the idea of a company being “cool” is itself just a phase we’re going through as an industry as we’re growing up. As the tech industry matures, you’ll see more emphasis on value, and net contributution. In many ways, Microsoft, and IBM I think, are ahead of the curve, as companies which are valued for their stability, resources and our ability to continually provide compelling new solutions and services. I travel a lot, and I see classrooms in western China, and emerging businesses in Africa, and women starting to work in new careers in the Middle East, and I don’t see them prioritizing cool. But I do see them doing amazing things with Microsoft technology.

Q) Describe your blogging style and what best tips would you give to technology bloggers.

A) I don’t blog enough, sadly, although I do try.

I have two blogs. One, at http://blogs.technet.com/sqlserverexperts/ is a shared “SQL Server Experts” blog. It’s very focussed on Microsoft technologies, of course. I especially like to blog about trends that I am seeing in my work with customers. My other blog, at http://beyeblogs.com/donaldfarmer/ is more personal, and includes gleanings from my other interests. I especially like doing my first blog of April there – that’s always fun.

My advice to bloggers should probably be “do what I say, not what I do.” However, most important I think, is to be authentic in your voice. My business intelligence bloggers are Jill Dyche, Evan Levy, David Loshin, William McKnight and Neil Raden – all of them blog quite regularly and are always great to read. There are others out there who are just as interesting, but don’t quite have the same rhythm to their blogging. I admire, but sadly fail to emulate, those who blog regularly and effectively.

Q) What do you do when not at work.

A) My wife is an artist, and she keeps me busy helping out with events and projects. We live on a wild couple of acres in Washington and caring for that is a lot of fun too. Otherwise, I mostly read, cook and play the piano. I love cooking, although I’m not sure how good I am – my son is now a professional chef, so perhaps I had some influence. I play the piano badly, but I can lose myself in that. I read very well. I love to read poetry – and I struggle to read Chinese poetry in the original. It’s such a fascinating language, and the poetry is so complex and yet so simple. That will be a lifetime study.

Biography-

Donald Farmer is the Principal Program Manager, SQL Server Data Mining, at Microsoft Corp.