Author: Ajay Ohri
Flying with the Cougars- Extract from Upcoming Book
Previously-An American Software Guy in an Austin plane
I couldn’t make it to New York. Cougar Airlines wanted $250 for that.Even though the airlines’ staff in Austin told me they were willing to delay my flight for free provided I delay the Austin leg as well (thanks to the overbooking phenomenon). When I pressed my point, the chief customer service lady kind of threw my passport back and waved her hand. I then tried to complain about her- but she interrupted the complaint process by stating that if she wanted to, she could get me taken off the plane as a “suspicious guy.” (I am brown, five feet ten inches, and lean. )
Her supervisor came, smooth-talked me and said he would take care of it. But I’m not thinking he’s going to do anything because he did not take an elaborate complaint from me.
This pissed me off to levels that I haven’t reached in ages.
So I went into the NewArk Airport meditation room and found only Christian and Muslim prayer mats there.
I used to be a Hindu before I converted to American football as a religion.No football there.
After lying down (in the Christian section) for a while, I remembered that they threw an Indian called “Gandhi” off the train some 120 years ago too. I understood what I needed to do to get back.
So I put up a sign saying ” Silent Protest against Rude Racist behavior of Cougar Airlines” and took my shoes and sat down next to the young travelers’ section on the ground in front of the Cougar Airlines office. Cougar Airlines then complained to the customs chief that I was disturbing people and disrupting traffic.
(I was on the edge of the corridor).
So came the blue-clad people of NewArk Airport’s police in gloves and with trench sticks. I refused to say anything but pointed with silence that it was 6:30 pm and I would leave at 7:40 pm boarding time on my ticket, which I had kept near my protest site.
I was handcuffed and arrested. My passport was scanned and a background check was run. Finally, they escorted me to my airplane. (I think I was actually being deported). I was disturbing the peace by being totally silent .The cops were superbly professional and took off my handcuffs after a while, though I didn’t like the threats of being detained for a month.
There was nothing else I could do,but to protest by refusing to eat Cougar airlines food for the 16 hour flight. So I didn’t reach New York to show my poetry book around,but I guess that was just my Karma.
Fortunately, in India, I am just an ordinary guy. Like a billion other brownies.
NEXT – Epliogue
Note-“Flying with the Cougars” is a Fictionalized exaggerated book (like Oliver Stone’s historical format) and a prose novel.It is not a poetry book based on my experiences with poetry sales.
It deals with a 2 week travel of a young brown guy to the United States.Cougars refers to older women and sometimes men who prey on younger men in the US.Most US airlines have older (35+) air hostess.
DISCLAIMER-Any resemblance with reality is purely coincidental. All copyrights are reserved.Contact me in case interested for publishing or movie rights.
Goodbye to Hollywood
Song from Billy Joel- I am leaving America today and will be in India next Friday)
Bobby’s drivin’ through the city tonight
Through the lights in a hot new rent-a-car
He joins the lovers in his heavy machine
It’s a scene down on Sunset Boulevard
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Johnny’s takin’ care of things for a while
And his style is so right for troubadours
They got him sitting with his back to the door
Now he won’t be my fast gun anymore
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Chorus:
Movin’ on is a chance you take
Any time you try to stay – together
Whoa
Say a word out of line
And you find that the friends you had
Are gone forever
Forever
So many faces in and out of my life
Some will last
Some will just be now and then
Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I’m afraid it’s time for goodbye again
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Chorus:
Movin’ on is a chance you take
Any time you try to stay – together
Whoa
Say a word out of line
And you find that the friends you had
Are gone forever
Forever
So many faces in and out of my life
Some will last
Some will just be now and then
Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I’m afraid it’s time for goodbye again
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye, my baby
Source-http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Say-Goodbye-To-Hollywood-lyrics-Billy-Joel/CBEAEE3E24564BFA4825687000218639
Live Music
Live Music is nice, warm and healthy to hear,
Sometimes debates are too much to bear.
The news is bad and gets even worse still,
But live music rocks with a groovy feel.
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Playing Pool is good,
but cool hand Luke is gone,
I am no Fast Eddie, especially
when two beers are already down.
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Downtown Austin, the sixth street bars.
Beautiful women dance,
and I look,
missing my woman from far.
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The guitar plays, rocks a mean tune,
This kid is good, hotter than June.
The force is strong in the guitar player today,
Rocks your feet, as he comes closer to play.

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Moving on , as tourists have to do,
Buying T shirts for a memory or two,
The beer was good, I stumble a bit.
Manage to tumble some T shirts, as my friends go “Oh,Dont stand , Sit”.
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Downtown Austin, one more sixth street bar.
Some more Beautiful women dance,
and I dont look,
missing my woman from far.
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Some more photos,
That I may come to rue,
If I ever Stand for President,
And ask for a vote or two.
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Time to go, pizza for the boys.
I am all done, for this night still,
Feeling blue lately,I recommend
Live Music should be heard until.
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Your feet starts tapping , your soul no longer blue,
As the sign said on the Sixth Street too,
Beer is good for the economy ,
And for me and you.
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Ajay Ohri
Wednesday October 15 th
Austin ,Texas………………..
Infinite Marketing ROI
Marketing Return on Investment is defined as the incremental profit generated on making that investment usually in advertising products and services, brand building and increasingly brand recall.
The beautiful thing about the Web 2.0 is the opportunities it offers in zero cost marketing.
WordPress Blogs, Ning.com web portals, Facebook fan pages, Linkedin Service provider recommendations and groups, Feedburner newsletters are all zero cost and infinite marketing ROI tools.
However zero cost does not mean free. There is a cost of your time. However if you can spend 8-10 hours at work, sleeping 1 hour less and building your own personal brand through your blog can give you lots of rewards. It’s a tough economy and this social networking phenomenon is now almost a necessity.
Infrastructure and Opportunity Costs
On a recent trip to the US , I could nt help notice how good roads lead to such huge incremental benefits.
Laying down a good road or bridge gives payoff in lesser fuel consumption, people able to live further away so better urban planning,fewer accidents, lower rates of auto insurance, better environmental health .
All these are opportunity costs that cant be measured short term and are at best an estimate in long term .China’s new infrastructure thus gives it an edge over less developed, or less well maintained infrastructures.
Costs of a road in terms of taxes, fiscal deficit are immediate. Thats why fewer and fewer political leaders seem to be explicitly promising better roads and robust bridges as an election slogan.
Irrational Paranoia :The Panic of 2007-2008
Stock markets falling 18 % in one week, rising 11 % in one day is unprecendented atleast in this generation.
However all is well that ends well, so it seems that economic growth will likely be higher next year thanks to
Keynisian spending by Governments all over the world in credit markets.Â
Governments are neither as relevant nor as irrelevant as we want them to be.
That is why governments are entrusted with running executive decisions for nation states.
What is heartening is globalization has now spread worldwide not just in trade but in policy decisions as well.
Anyway, Vacation’s over.