- Sometimes VC money is like BC money
- we can build Taj Mahal in excel
- angel investors all died and went to heaven where they are watching Indra and Maneka
- devil is in details of everything they asked you to just sign saying, arrey yaar, this is a standard form
- hiring is always just in time
- zuckerberg is the 10th avatar of vishnu
- a million dollars is not cool. A billion dollars is cool. A billion people is even hotter
- lying is number 3 sport after cricket and politics discussion
- everybody criticizes anything
- steve jobs came to india as a teenager. So Indians can claim credit
- every indian american who got succesful is because of his Indian DNA as per our newpapers
- everybody knows anybody. Or says they do
- every developer can learn hadoop in 2 days just payment in advance
- every client’s cheque is delayed atleast once
- Dilbert was a graduate from IIT
- In india there is no ration on passion, but often we have passion for ration
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