In a surprising development, Howard Dean, Chairman , Democratic National Party
announced at a conference today to finally bring the Democratic nomination to an end.
A visibly beaming Howard Dean almost screamed in joy, as he announced that Barack
Obama has proposed Monica Lewinsky as Vice President candidate. On hearing this
the Clinton campaign dropped their plans to throw kitchen sinks during the convention
and accepted the compromise. John Edwards would be presumptive Attorney General,
Al Gore will be environmental secretary. Hillary Clinton will be head of revamping
Social Security while in turn Bill Clinton will be Ambassador at Large to promote
American diplomacy among the world. Miss Lewinsky’s experience in White House,
her loyalty to the Clintons in standing hard with her story, the need to reach out to
White Female voters and Monica’s economics degree from London School of Economics
all played a part in this historic decision.This unites the party in fighting John Mc Cain
for the November elections. John Mccain reportedly had an unprintable reaction to this
news,
While the Democrats rolled out mock celebratory cigars after the press conference.
This is reporter John Doe, reporting live from Iwannacrib.com
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It’s gratifying to see not only that such positive things happen, but that they are being REPORTED.