How many politicians do you want to see
Cheating on their wives and then apologizing on TV
Making excuses and being sorry for what they do
Caught with pants down and then appealing to you
There was Bill , and he is now trying to get back to White house again
and Larry Craig apologized when he got caught in turn
Apparently paying for it, and getting caught
is worse than toilet knocks ,or having cigars with the intern
Bring back the golden days
When people had affairs discretely
Media minded their ways.
When police didnt leak,
cases like that on TV
This is getting too familiar
or is just me
Getting a man in trouble With his wife and kids
Is not enough , you have to take his job too
Daily assault on senses
Of hapless me and you.
Does the world run out of problems on those days
When politicians get caught with the pants down
Maybe politicians should get some operations done.
Make them impotent before their tenure has begun.