The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington Chair -
Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall,
Whitson University College Hill,
 MA  34109
  Dear Professor Millington,  Thank you for your letter of March 16.
After careful consideration,
 I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal
to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.
  This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied
and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to
accept all refusals.   Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications
 and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your
rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
 Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen

Author: Ajay Ohri

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