There has been a surprising development. ABC corp , the top contributor to election campaigns of John McCain, Obama, Barr and Ralph Nader have managed to establish copyright on the definition of arithmatic mean, median and OLS regression. Anyone using these terms would have to either pay a very very small royalty or give some harmless personal privacy information to get nicely targeted ads.
The copyright was established using ABC corps legal body which is headed by a direct descendent of Isaac Newton and other mathematicians.
ABC corp has promised to help support the customers because their slogan is “do not be a evil donkey or a bad monkey”. Anti trust investigations against them were dropped some years ago, and this latest victory is expected to boost Wall Street, giving banks much needed relif so they can lend money to spend, even though they dont really need to spend that much.
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Regards,
Ajay Ohri
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The views are personal. Disclaimer- It means if I wrote something stupid , it was mine alone. MINE.
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