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Can Microsoft buy Facebook
At $39.23 Billion , Facebook is now cheaper than what Steve Ballmer was prepared to pay for Yahoo (when Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang famously turned him down). Can Microsoft buy Facebook? or Can Apple buy Facebook?
Both would be okay from an anti trust perspective- and both have the cash. Note you need only to buy 51% of shares for controlling and Mark Zuckerberg seems a bit down (never mind Sean Parker’s voting arrangement).
Can Google plunk 20% of FB for 8 billion – less than they paid for Motorola, so they can sell Ads there while FB concentrates on thee social aspects.
FB has innovated with good UI, apps, cassandra,the like button, the FB connect network, and of course socially targeted ads. I dont think it’s stock price deserves to be dog with fleas.
See http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=FB
Where is a good leveraged buy out (LBO) or hedge fund when you need one?
But, Seriously.
Free online education by Stanford and MIT
One more reason American education is the best in the world- it has a big heart.
Stanford just announced free courses starting from Jan 2012- and they are online (so no visa blues) and free( as in speech and free as in beer) and just the same as actual courses (yes , the homework will have to be done, and the dog cannot eat the homework)
MIT meanwhile has 2000 courses at http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/
- but I liked Stanford’s minimal , clutter free interface ( I read Steve Jobs biography- the interface hangover continues).
Hurrah for Stanford!
MIT needs to DESIGN their free online courses website and maybe do more search engine optimization at
Why does Matt (of WordPress) hate Matt (of Google)
I want to show some bad ads of Google Ad sense. I pay through my nose for video upgrades and extra space to keep people happy.
120,000 views in 2010
Money earned By Matt (of WordPress)= $$$$$ from me
Money earned by Mutt -(thats me)= 000,000,000
Please allow me to run ads on wordpress.com
or create your own fucking ad networks
but do it PHAST.
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before these Two matts got into dog fights.
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Preparing for the Game
My eyes are dry But my palms are wet
Dampened now By the cold cold sweat
My temples throb Lips start to twitch
Just stay cool I chant the cliche
Fear takes hold My ears ring with buzzing sound
Legs start to shake But I manage to hold my ground
For as I enter This colossal game
I reflect after this Nothing will remain the same
On the day of reckoning Men shine apart from the boys
And from the manifold sorrows Seize their respective joys
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Apres la nuit
half sleepy from last nights celebration
thinking in slow motion unsteadily
maybe i am getting too old for inebriation
still yesterday was a great day
we fought and celebrated a glorious win after long
hard work coupled with some luck
always leaves you humming a sweet song
i check my mails idly surf my social net
the net is quiet this morning
as if it too celebrated a lot last night
but check on it , it will be partying by evening
now tasks have to be done
daily chores yet to be begun
so we shake off the idleness like a shaggy dog who got wet
prepare to carpe diem ready get set
still an idle shrug and an occasional yawn
reminds aging bones to rest before dawn
Is Random Poetry Click Fraud
Is poetry when randomized
Tweaked, meta tagged , search engine optimized
Violative of unseen terms and conditional clauses
Is random poetry or aggregated prose farmed for click fraud uses
I dont know, you tell me, says the blog boy,
Tapping away at the keyboard like a shiny new toy,
Geeks unfortunately too often are men too many,
Forgive the generalization, but the tech world is yet to be equalized.
If a New York Hot Dog is a slice of heaven at four bucks a piece
Then why is prose and poetry at five bucks an hour considered waste
Ah I see, you have grown old and cynical,
Of the numerous stupid internet capers and cyber ways
The clicking finger clicks on
swiftly but mostly delightfully virally moves on
While people collect its trails and
ponder its aggregated merry ways
All people are equal but all links are not,
Thus overturning two centuries of psychology had you been better taught,
But you chose to drop out of school, and create that search engine so big
It is now a fraud catchers head ache that millions try to search engine optimize and rig
Once again, people are different, in so many ways so prettier
Links are the same hyper linked code number five or earlier
People think like artificial artificial (thus natural) neural nets
Biochemically enhanced Harmonically possessed.
rather than analyze forensically and quite creepily
where people have been
Gentic Algorithms need some chaos
To see what till now hasnt been seen.
Again this was a random poem,
inspired by a random link that someone clicked
To get here, on a carbon burning cyber machine,
Having digested poem, moves on, unheard , unseen.
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(Inspired by the Hyper Link at http://goo.gl/a8ijW )
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- Click fraud on the rise again? (silvertailsystems.wordpress.com)
- Study: Click Fraud Drops Slightly in Q4 (pcworld.com)
- Click Fraud: What Is Your Ad Network Doing About It? (searchenginewatch.com)
From my bed- POEM
Tucked in a hospital neatly sanitized
Stowed away from society in a medical compromise
Between the forces of destiny, decay and medical molecular action
Awaiting the prognosis as I am soundly exorcized
Grand delusions realistic illusions and promise of hope
Lift my mood when every other chemical has tried and failed
Prayer helps, so do online afar friendly people,
Hang on buddy, get back on track after being derailed
We need you more than your needers did
We love you more than any of your lovers will
Your dreadful prose, mundane wit, hilarious code
Have made you a daily part of our life though online still
Blog on, dog gone, be inspired, be still
Calmly heal, than slowly mend
We will wait with patience
Till your hospice stint will painless end.
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